January 2011
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“Josh, every day, I tell you to shut up. You always say, “Okay”, but...”
– Sonia Ly
Sonia: I used to think that you always look the same, but actually you look really different from last year. Like I was looking through some old pictures and thinking, Hm, Angel got prettier.
Gabe: Yeah, like before you looked... weird.
Me: Gee, thanks, Gabe.
Sonia: So how does she look now?
Gabe: Less... weird.
Me: GEE. THANKS, GABE.
Sonia: He's so sweet, huh.
living-in-dreamworld asked: I just realized I forgot to put anonymous. *cries* I fail
living-in-dreamworld asked: You are so fine, when you gonna be mine?
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anikafanlo:
Oh how I miss the thrill of the...
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School Lunch
Vincent: This is my dick! (holds up shrimp) Now this is my dick when I get a boner! (holds up breadstick)
Me: Is it good? I've never had that...
Vincent: What, my dick?
Me: NO, THE SHRIMP.
Vincent: Oh, I thought you were really asking about my dick.
Anonymous asked: hey gurl, i saw u n ur frind tha other day at the movies... i waved at u and i gues you jus didnt see me :( well anyway wen u givin me that number of urs beautiful?
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Honors Geometry
Angel: Isn't it funny? Jerris and Bailey both hate eath other, and-
Jenny: -they're both not here today?
Angel: I think Bailey killed Jerris. So now Jerris is dead, and Bailey's in jail.
Sonia: They're probably hooking up right now.
(everyone snickers and giggles and agrees)
Mrs. Bardwell: Do they really hate each other or are they just playing?
Jenny: I think Bailey really hates Jerris, and Jerris is just really confused.
Sonia: That's pretty much describes most relationships.
Angel: When are men not confused?
Mrs. Bardwell: It's such a different atmosphere, third block, which has twenty-six boys and six girls, and this block, which is the opposite.
Jenny: Aren't we a breath of fresh air?
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Life right now
A friend of mine is now dating this child predator creep that preys on younger females insistently.
I’ve finished my book.
My former idol hangs out with a meretricious lot - what a disappointment.
Most of my friends have gone completely psychotic with lasciviousness.
My jealousy-ridden friend is seriously disturbed by my greeting his friend, which I find slightly difficult to believe.
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Anonymous asked: duuudee you're so cuute
i wanna pull that curly short little head of yours all night long
mmmm
-kyle
i wanna pull that curly short little head of yours all night long
mmmm
-kyle
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More truth to this statement than you'd ever know
Sister: Should I cut off the tag?
Me: No, wait three days.
Sister: Three days? Why three days?
Me: Because a lot of things can change in three days.
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Scrambled Eggs Sunday
On Sunday, I was cooking scrambled eggs for dinner for my sister and me. It was freezing cold in the house, as usual, as always. She was in the middle telling me a story when the side of my finger touched the edge of the pan.
“What the heck’s your problem?!”
As I ran my hand under the sink faucet, I quipped back, “Well, sorry, I have a natural reaction to heat.”
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Apologies (as if they're need)
I’ve been snapping at people left and right nonstop. I’m almost certain Zach thinks I hate his guts now. That sensitive little flower didn’t take it very well when I bestowed him the title of “immature bastard.”
I can’t stand this feeling at all. I’ve gotten meaner and meaner as the week progressed, and I wouldn’t be surprised if the people I love...
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Memorable Conversations of today
Sonia and I’s senior performance for the Talent Show: interpretive dance to “Jesus Loves Me”
How Sonia would go about impregnating her ass, literally
Ophiuchus, the new zodiac sign
The incarnation of George the Donkey, circa 2007
Zach Cooper, “P-p-pe-rim-m-meter.”
“Blue and yellow-blue and yellow-blue and yellow!”
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Creeping on People at the Talent Show
Angela: I don't know dude, but he's kinda cute.
Sonia: Who?
Angela: You know... the one scratching his armpit... over there.
Me: Oh my god, think how weird you sound right now. 'He's so dreeeamy. Look at him smell his fingers!'
Sonia: Forreals, he's gonna stick his hand up his ass next. What're you gonna say about that, huh?
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“What’s wrong with your eye?”
– Jenny, who noted Sonia and I’s weird twitchy eye thing
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Our Sanity
As usual, we’re zooming down Lemoyne Boulevard, blasting weird music, dancing like paranoid autistic kids with tourettes. By the time we got to the intersection on the Central Avenue, the sun was already fading in shades of coral and cobalt. Gabe needed to buy a “belt” or whatever for his truck, which I don’t know shit about ‘cause I’m a girl. We pulled up to...
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S: I'm gonna go poo-poo.
A: Okay, go. Hurry, so we can go work out.
S: But I don't wanna!
A: Hurry up, dude.
S: Okay, I'm going. Don't judge me, alright?
A: Alright, I won't.
S: Promise, okay?
A: Oh my god.
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