February 2010
39 posts
What happens when you drown your anger in hot...
My eyes watered and my lips stung. I downed a whole bottle of water within the whole meal. But I willed myself to finished and gulped down every drop of water and every bite of my spaghetti.
January 2010
31 posts
Mummies and the male gentalia
Angel: I'm laying down.
Lyen: FINE! I'll click the penis examination.
Angel: Wait, what?
Lyen: See? She gets right back up. Just like a mummy.
“I know there’ll be risks but I want to face them with you. It’s wrong that we...”
– Mary Jane, Spiderman 2 (via fuckyeahhlove)
“Will following this approach always guarantee the “best solution”? ...”
– Chapter 10 of my Technology Discovery textbook
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Academics
20-something kids are in my biology class, 5 of which are freshmen, 3 out of the whole class passed yesterday’s test. I was one of the 3, with the second-best score, fuck yeah!
“You give ‘em a LITTLE BIT of attention and they turn into assholes!”
– Lyen Thach
Frustration, boys, grass
Sonia: How come whenever I find the perfect guy for me, a better one always comes along?
Angel: You know what they say, "The grass is always-
Sonia: "-greener on the other side." But how many fucking damn sides are there?
Highlight of my day
+Some weirdo went on my myspace, messed around saying weird things to everyone, changed my top friends, threatened me when I tried to pry her hands away from the computer, put some weird rant on being ugly on my about me and kept me prisoner in some other weirdo’s room just so she could watch lesbian pornography.
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593. CATCH POKEMON, NOT SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED...
(via gotwisdom)
“It’s not a real relationship unless it lasts at least ten texts.”
– Zits
Oh, highschool.
woahdreambig:
the freshman girl oh so shy sits and watches the sophomore guy the sophomore guy his head in a whirl sits and watches the junior girl the junior girl in her red sedan sits and watches the seinor man but the senior man all hot and wild secretly loves the freshman child.
Evenings like this
Went to Wal-mart
Scolded younger sister for buying worthless, cavity-causing junk for her pals
Purchased various hair products and Cocoa Krispies to bring up my mood
Don’t I feel terrific?
Impatience at its best
Angel: Lyen! I love you!
Lyen: I don't care if love me! Hurry up!
Reading Saturday comics
Brad: Ok, so you love Luann, but you feel way below her, and you're annoyed that she keeps falling for guys who are wrong for her... Guys who are all flash and no depth who don't care about her the way you do, and you can't understand why she's so blind to your sincere love, is that it?
Gunther: YES! EXACTLY! So that's how you guys were?
Brad: Yup.
Toni: NO. Well, yes.
Makin' Money
Angel: $350, that's how much I need for this trip.
Lyen: You can... raise that.
Angel: How?
Lyen: By selling your... stuff.
Angel: Would I have anything that anyone would deem as valuable?
Lyen: Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-eh.
Angel: ...
Lyen: How much do you need?
Angel: $350
Lyen: I'll give you that much if you give me what I want.
Jerris: I called it first!
Lyen: But you didn't offer to pay.
“Now, instead of talking to people like I normally would, I just sit silently, as...”
– Melissa Kantor
Of nuns & Catholic schools
Sister Hien: 2010! One more year comes more...
Vi: Age!
Emily: Responsibility!
Angel: Hair!
Angela: Hair?
Khai: Hell yeah! Pubic hair!
Cameltoes
Lyen: (whispers) Hey, I love her cameltoe.
Me: OH MY GOD! LYEN!
Lyen: What?! I like yours, too.
Me: I don't have one!
Lyen: Yes, you do!
Me: No, I don't!
Lyen: Yes, you do!
Me: No, I don't!
(silence)
Lyen: This makes you wonder, doesn't it?
Me: Yes, it does.
(more silence)
Me: So... how do you know I don't look at yours?
Lyen: You can... if you want...
Girls have sex with guys who kiss and tell and...
(via chazywazy)
"It feels like the first day of school again."
And it does. Same process, same procedure, same expections, different weather, different rooms, different faces.
BET Dramas
Sonia: So what exactly is the plot for "Boys Before Flowers"?
Angel: Well, it's about these four gay guys-
Sonia: WAIT THE FUCK?!
Angel: They're not really gay, I just refer to them as fags.
Sonia: Oh, haha, aight go on.
Angel: Well, it's about this poor girl named Jandi and these four fags called the "F4"
Sonia: Fuck four?
Angel: Something like that, I don't know, she ends up falling for one of the fags--
Sonia: Then she ends up fucking all four of them?
Angel: ROTFL, Sonia; you forget this is an ASIAN DRAMA.
Sonia: Oh, hahahaha, my bad... y'know all I watch is BET.
Zack: [imagining Miri in a porn film] Oh, my God, yeah.
Miriam: What? You got an idea?
Zack: We could make a porno.
Miriam: Not the idea I was lookin' for.
Zack: What? No, that is a fuckin' awesome idea. Are you shitting me? That guy, Brandon St. Randy, Bobby Long's boyfriend, he said he makes a hundred grand a year because he shoots and distributes his own porno flicks.
Miriam: If it's so easy, how come everybody doesn't do it?
Zack: Because other people have options - and dignity - which we do not have, which puts us in an amazingly advantageous position!
