January 2010
31 posts
Stupid things we've done in 2009
Encourage Jerris to drink Buddweiser we found on the beach Drive to Mobile at two in the morning, only to end up eating at Waffle House Make webcam videos on the display laptops at Sam’s Club Sneak on the bus, get caught Take pictures dressed up as naughty school girls and pervert teachers Take pictures mocking scenies Jump ditches, just to see if we could Get dressed up only to see...
Jan 1st
December 2009
36 posts
Leanin' like a cholo!
Gabe: Lemme pick the song, nigga. "Lean like a cholo?" What's that?
Sonia: You've never heard of that? "ALL THE HOMES Y'KNOW WHAT I MEAN LET ME SHOW YOU HOW I LEAN LIKE A CHOLO"
Gabe: OH MY GAWD!
Sonia: "ELBOWS UP, SIDE TO SIDE, ELBOWS UP, SIDE TO SIDE"
Gabe: This is some GAY ASS SHIT!
Angel: "Elbows up, side to side..."
Gabe: SHUT UP, GOD.
Dec 30th
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“Boys, they’ll touch your face with their hands. It’s the hands that...”
– Billy Nguyen
Dec 27th
Guys
Tina: Yeah, Thy! You should've listened.
Thy: I usually don't listen. I'm too busy staring at your boobs.
Angel: Do you really stare at boobs when you talk to someone?
Thy: What, Angel? I was too busy staring at your boobs.
Dec 26th
O YA
& merry christmas, guise. Even though it doesn’t feel like Christmas at all and it feels like I’m lying whenever I say so.
Dec 25th
No one is going to love you if you don't love...
I’m through with putting in the extra effort for someone who doesn’t even try to reciprocate. As much as I miss you, I’m not going to chase you and beg for forgiveness because quite frankly, it’s just wasted effort.
Dec 25th
“Having fisheyes may be a misfortune but having bigger fisheyes is a greater...”
–  FISHEYES
Dec 24th
Yesterday
Out of no where, he dropped the phone on the table in front of me and said, “Merry Christmas!” My dad is hilarious.
Dec 23rd
Hubris
We all know you want to be the prettiest, the most loved, the one on top of everyone’s list. But is it really necessary to remind everyone?
Dec 23rd
Stinky Scene boys
Sonia: Is it that bad?
Angel: It's only a slight odor. I didn't smell it until I started looking for it.
Lyen: You sucked his dick, didn't you?
Dec 22nd
Fortune cookies
Sonia: What does it say?
Gabe: "Now is the time to try something new." Hmm, what have I not done before?
Thy: Suck dick.
Gabe: That's true.
Sonia: Eat pussy.
Gabe: That's true, too.
Dec 20th
Roadtrip!
Skyler: I'll pass out the Capri Sun since I'm the gentlemen.
Noah: So... any of you guys want to feed me Capri Sun?
Angel: . . .
Angela: . . .
Skyler: I will... if you really want me to.
Noah: What the fuck?! I was expecting one of the females, but yeah, homo.
Dec 20th
I remember that one time you got drunk and you tried to kiss me and I slapped you.  You do not know how grateful I am that you have no memory of it.  But yeah, good times, good times.
Dec 18th
“THE FUCK ARE YOU ON?! My vagina gets wet around you! That’s destiny!”
– Sonia Ann Ly
Dec 16th
Saving yourself 'til marriage
Tina: What if you've been holding out for a year?
Brandon: Fuck that! By then, you'd save up enough jizz to get her pregnant by just looking at her!
Dec 15th
Hypocrite
I always grab my clothes, look at my door knob, and comtemplate on whether or not I’ll change fast enough before anyone decides to walk in. Then I’ll yell at the unlucky person who opened my door about the common courtesy of knocking before entering, even though I don’t follow that practice myself. I’m well aware that this could all be avoided if I would just take the few...
Dec 15th
Secret Santa
This is a simple game.  It really is.  It doesn’t have to escalate into a web of deceit and lies.  I know we’re going to have our disagreements, and I know we both would rather it not be this way.    However, as immature as it may be, I really do hope you’re as angry as I am frustrated. 
Dec 14th
Dec 14th
Noodle-breath
Never more have I been so miserable in my life.
Dec 13th
Dec 12th
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“Angst, sometimes called dread, anxiety or even anguish is a term that is common...”
– Wikipedia: Existentialism, Angst (via fuckyeahexistentialism)
Dec 12th
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She's going to break your heart, kid.
You: You love me more than him, right?
Her: Of course!
You: I am your bestfriend, right?
Her: Of course!
You: What about more than that?
Her: Hahaha.
You: Nevermind, just kidding.
Dec 12th
1,165 miles away
Why didn’t I feel something, anything? If I had really wanted it the way you wanted it, maybe it would’ve happened. And if it would have, it would have happened long, long ago.
Dec 10th
Hey, baby!
When Carol was leaving for gym, I yelled, “Bye!” and did this stupid heart thing with my hands. Right when I did that, this guy walks pass me and says, “Aww, I love you, too, baby.” LOL’d.
Dec 10th
Yesterday
This kid in my English class asks, “Did black people exist back then?” He was being serious.
Dec 8th
Potatoes and butter
(looks down at his broccoli)
Travis: This shit needs some butter.
Dillon: Dude, that's for your potato.
Travis: That's why I only used half of it, dumbass.
(3 seconds later)
Matt: Hey, you do know that's for your potato, right?
Travis: Yes, I know that.
(3 more seconds later)
Christian: That's not supposed to go with your broccoli
Travis: I FUCKING KNOW THAT.
Dec 8th
12994.) : I'm beginning to think that the reason...
(via blogsecret) Well, well, well, who does this remind me of?
Dec 8th
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& you're already falling back into your old...
Half of me wants to say, “I told you so” and the other half wants to sit back and watch.
Dec 7th
“It takes two to tango.”
– Lyen Thach
Dec 7th
Dec 6th
12998.) I'm straight. I'm straight BUT, I support...
blogsecret: When you say that to someone, they just automatically think that you’re scared of coming out of the closet, or you’re bisexual or something. But I’m not. I’m moreover open to interpretation, where I won’t restrict myself from falling for someone of the same sex, but I’m really attracted to guys. But when you stick up for boys who like boys or girls who like girls, then people just...
Dec 6th
437 notes
Fishes and losers
Him: I'm such a loser.
Me: There's always more fish in the sea.
Him: No, I don't want other fish... She's special.
Me: You really think so?
Him: Yeah.
Dec 6th
Dec 5th
Reblog with your picks..
nothingbutaconcept: 10 Things You Want For Christmas: 1. Books-a-Million gift card (books, in general) 2. Scented body wash 3. Flannel shirts 4. Vintage-styled cardigans 5. Softlips chapstick 6. Bird necklace 7. Citrus-scented things 8. Chocolate 9. A cute little drawing that makes me smile 10. Socks & undies 9 Musicians/Bands You Love: 1. Bright Eyes 2. MGMT 3. Death Cab For Cutie 4....
Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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