February 2012
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How to piss people off based on their zodiac sign →
magicktrance:
I’m in a cheeky mood, so…
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their money. Starve them. Give them food that looks, tastes or smells unpleasant. Give them a gaudy or cheap...
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when you feel like shit but you don’t wanna complain to anyone ‘cause you know they wouldn’t wanna be burdened with your shit then you wallow in self pity
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January 2012
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aleatoricism:
I don’t understand how it is only week three of this semester and I’m already completely overwhelmed by the amount of work I need to accomplish vs the amount of time I have to do it.
I just want to be able to exist in the alternate reality where I enjoy the process of writing and I’m surrounded by all the people I care most about and things feel easy and good because I’m not...
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i need yogurt raisins in my life
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Today in AP U.S. History, we were talking about Republican ideals. The class basically all agreed that they keep to themselves. Someone said, “I don’t think they’re concerned with anyone other than those within their party and themselves.” I quipped, “Unless you’re a fetus…” Bailey turned around and gave me the scariest look.
Why’re you asking me? I am the Lord of Procrastination. I’m a Thane....
– Jerris, when I asked him for advice on how to stop procrastinating
shit so next week i have to go to a retarded catholic bullshit retreat where i can’t be around technology for an entire weekend it’s so stupid because i’m an atheist but i stil have to get confirmed since it’s a sin for my parents if i don’t FUCK this means i can’t go to carol’s birthday party i’ mso sad now
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